happy birthday chuck!

A few facts, in honor of Mr. Chuck Norris’ 70th birthday today…

-Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage

-Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding

-Chuck Norris doesn’t read books, he just stares at them until he gets the information he wants out of them

-Chuck Norris is suing NBC for their show Law & Order, claiming it is the trademarked names of his right and left legs

-When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool he doesn’t get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norrised

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